Monday, March 24, 2008

T-Shirts, TEES







'Amish: Don't Drink or Drive' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'Amish: Don't Drink or Drive' Funny T-Shirt for Men


If you know any Amish people, then you'll probably have to get this for them. Chances are, they don't know about the internet yet.















'Big Mistake' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'Big Mistake' Funny T-Shirt for Men


After graduating college, my best friend James decided to marry Samantha, his high school sweetheart and girlfriend of six years. I really don't know where this story goes after that because I literally haven't heard from him since.

















'Boring (NASCAR)' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'Boring (NASCAR)' Funny T-Shirt for Men


Have you ever been to a NASCAR race? Ever seen one on TV? This shirt goes out to everyone who has unwillingly watched cars go around in a circle for over two hours straight.

















'Camp Anawanna' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'Camp Anawanna' Funny T-Shirt for Men


Some of us lost our virginity at summer camps, others just lost our iPods... Seriously, if you've seen it let me know.

















Camping Is Intents ' Funny T-Shirt for Men

Camping Is Intents ' Funny T-Shirt for Men


Get it? Intense? In ... tents? Camping can also be done in cabins but that's not as punny.


















'Canada: America's Hat' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'Canada: America's Hat' Funny T-Shirt for Men


That's what you get for being geographically located above us, suckers! Stay tuned for Mexico: America's Beard.


















'Cougar Hunter ' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'Cougar Hunter ' Funny T-Shirt for Men


The cougar is a rare breed of female homosapien. It's natural habitats include night clubs that were cool three years ago and the hotel bar inside the Marriott. For more info, consult this field guide.


















'Dick in a Box' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'Dick in a Box' Funny T-Shirt for Men


To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it's easy to do, just follow these steps.


















'Don't Hassle the Hoff' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'Don't Hassle the Hoff' Funny T-Shirt for Men


It's rare to see a shirt dispense such invaluable advice, but this is one of them.


















'Guitar Hero' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'Guitar Hero' Funny T-Shirt for Men


Wear this shirt and you'll always have star power.


















'I'd Hit That ' Funny Hoodie Sweatshirt

'I'd Hit That ' Funny Hoodie Sweatshirt


Any Donkey is a pinata, if you like donkey meat enough.


















'Mac Daddy' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'Mac Daddy' Funny T-Shirt for Men


Hey, if it can play Oregon Trail, its all right by me.


















'Never Forget' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'Never Forget' Funny T-Shirt for Men


There are many theories behind the sudden mass extinction of dinosaurs 65 million years ago: asteroid attack, environmental changes, terrorism. But we will never know for sure...


















'Original Gansta' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'Original Gansta' Funny T-Shirt for Men


Back in the day we used to shoot 8-bit ducks just for fun. How's that for hardcore?


















'South Korea's Got Seoul ' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'South Korea's Got Seoul ' Funny T-Shirt for Men


I'll be the first to admit there were some pretty awful shirt ideas tossed out the night we thought of this gem. I mean, terrible stuff. Like "North Dakota likes it on top," "Gettin' Lucky in Montana" or other stuff that wouldn't even make it on a koozie sold in a truck stop gift shop.


















'Stewart/Colbert '08' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'Stewart/Colbert '08' Funny T-Shirt for Men


If "Vote or Die" were real legislation, can you imagine how lazy you would have to be to still not get around to registering?


















'Suits Suck' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'Suits Suck' Funny T-Shirt for Men


You already agree with this statement if you're shopping around for t-shirts.


















'That's How I Roll' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'That's How I Roll' Funny T-Shirt for Men


A 20-sided die is called an Icosahedron. You try making a pun out of that though.


















'That's What She Said' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'That's What She Said' Funny T-Shirt for Men


This is so nice... soft... and comfortable...


















'Rock Paper Scissors' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'Rock Paper Scissors' Funny T-Shirt for Men


What did Rock say to Paper? Beats me!


















'Everybody Loves Ramen T-Shirt for Men

'Everybody Loves Ramen T-Shirt for Men


Some people may argue it's too predictable for their taste.


















'Where You At? T-Shirt for Men

'Where You At? T-Shirt for Men


Good shirts are hard to find.


















'18-1' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'18-1' Funny T-Shirt for Men


This shirt preserves the memory of the thousands of "Patriots World Champion" t-shirts that were destroyed shortly after Super Bowl 42 ended.


















'Y2K Survivor' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'Y2K Survivor' Funny T-Shirt for Men


It's a miracle we can still sell this shirt electronically.


















'The Notebook ' Funny T-Shirt for Men

'The Notebook ' Funny T-Shirt for Men


You may want to rent the DVD just in case they quiz you on major plot points before making out.












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